The key

As told by Dr. Bob Hoke

Let me tell you a story as it was told to me about a man who lost his house key...

After dark one evening a man hurried home. Suddenly he sneezed. He pulled out his handkerchief, wiped and blew his nose then walked on towards home. As he neared his front door he realized his key wasn't in his pocket.

So he was still outside moments later when a friend passed by and saw him bent over looking at the ground underneath the streetlight. "Hodge?! What are you doing out here?" His friend asked.
"I dropped my house key" replied Hodge.
"I'll help you look" said his friend joining Hodge under the streetlight.