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Radaghast's avatar

Hello from Normal Heights in San Diego. Just for fun…here’s a story that you probably can’t draw, but here goes.

Yesterday I popped into the (large) local Vons grocery to pick up a couple of items. I wanted to get a small slice of cake…you know…just to split with Kate after dinner. No such luck. Had to get the whole chocolate cake.

Also, Kate wants to make a batch of limoncello which takes a 750ml bottle of (cheap) vodka. But the bigger size bottle was a lot cheaper, so….

So anyway, the main checkout lines were full so there I was at the self-checkout register. Cake…OK. Vodka……..a light atop the stand started to blink and a loud voice blared out, “Please stay at the register. Help is on the way!” There I was with a big chocolate cake and a huge bottle of vodka. “Help is on the way!”

An emergency call to AA or to San Diego Psychiatric Services? I never found out. They didn’t catch me.

Liz Gauffreau's avatar

I'm glad you're feeling a bit better, Sue!! I like hard bread crusts, always have! (Maybe they remind me of Zwieback teething biscuits??)

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